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SEO Bootcamp Part 6

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You had better get your [SEO] wired tight numb-nuts!
(R. Lee Ermey – Full Metal Jacket)

SEO Gunny is back again to share his wealth of knowledge and build upon what you have already learned about using Meta Tags properly in SEO Bootcamp Part 5.  He also promised to use his well-honed people skills to drill you with valuable instruction in order to turn you into a star Internet marketing genius.  Take over Gunny!

Alright maggots, put down that jelly doughnut, its time for you to learn some simple but killer tactics for turning your website into an e-lite Internet marketing war-machine!  I will teach you how to publish content by the numbers so that the search engines as well as your readership love it.  You’re soft, but I will make you a born-again hard SEO expert, mastering your blog and On-Page SEO.

The next step in your On-Page SEO instruction deals with content and localization.  You DO want your web pages to get found on the search engines, don’t you Joker?!

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on-page content

Without good On-Page Content, search engines have no clue as to what your page or post is about!  That will kill your search engine ranking, making your website worthless!

Content is king

No maggot, I am not talking about ‘The King’ Elvis Presley!  Content on your web pages and posts is like bullets in an assault rifle; both are equally worthless without the other.  On-page content is what the search engine crawlers need in order to associate your web page or post with a set of keywords or keyword phrases.  Without it, the search engine spiders are left guessing what your web page is about, making your website about as useless as a trap-door in a canoe!

When creating your content, it’s important to remember your training in order to give the search engines plenty of ammo to index your page.  For example, a page or post with less than 100 words is not enough for spiders to understand what your page is about, much less stomp the guts out of your competition.  And your content should not be stuffed full of keywords either cream-puff, search engines will punish you for keyword spamming.

Instead twinkle-toes, you need to write about your products or services or military planning in a natural, conversational manner like I do!  Like I [expletive deleted] do when addressing you, letting the keyword variations just fall into place.  If that doesn’t happen numb-nuts, you had better go back and make some changes in the variations to related and/or lateral terms, to get the same message across, just optimized!

localization

Localization is a key factor to keep in mind if you plan on only providing products and/or services to a specific region or geographic area.

Location, location, localization

When appropriate, add localization too!  This is very important for businesses that only offer products or services to a specific geographic area, region, country, continent or planet.  Suck it up buttercup, if you are a lawyer with a practice and only serve a certain city and the surrounding communities, then you don’t need to rank well in another country.  When creating your content, you will also need to include location-specific terms such as ‘Lower Lifeform Criminal Defense Office of Seattle, Washington’ or ‘Scum-Bucket, Personal Injury Attorneys for Cincinnati, Ohio.’

Quick-Action Marching Orders for Local Businesses

You say you have a local business Private Pyle?  Well quit eye-humping the doughnuts and do this right now; use the following tools to quickly and easily optimize your location:

You had better be back for SEO Bootcamp Part 7, maggot!  I got your name, I got your number!

Ummm… thank you SEO Gunny.

7 Comments so far:

  1. […] the next article, SEO Bootcamp Part 6, we will take a look at more of the core components of on-page SEO that you can easily use to help […]

  2. […] back, maggot!  I see that I did not scare you off with SEO Bootcamp Part 6 so that means you are motivated to learn or as dumb as a rock; either way, I like that!  Just […]

  3. […] in your blog subject matter by website visitors.  For example, SEO Gunny used a metaphor in SEO Bootcamp Part 6 to make a valuable point that a web page or blog without content is like a machine gun without […]

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  6. […] back, maggot!  I see that I did not scare you off with SEO Bootcamp Part 6 so that means you are motivated to learn or as dumb as a rock; either way, I like that!  Just […]

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